• me: ugh why am i so lonely
  • friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
  • me: no

(Source: swifgrons, via unihorneycorn)

  • friend: how long does it take to get there?
  • me: about 5 songs

blackbruise:

I always hate meeting up with new people because I think they’ll be very disappointed

(via m3xicans)

  • mom: what are you laughing at
  • me: the internet
  • mom: can i see?
  • me: no
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